WELCOME TO MY WEBSITE! (still under development) It's a bit poo really, although there are plenty of links here to stuff which I THINK IS COOL and that's the only important thing.
But anyway, HELLO everyone, and thanks for getting to my webpage (however the hell you got here is not important). I hope you find something of interest here. If not, I hope you enjoy my amatuer web page designing capabilities, and then promptly sod off. AND KNOW THIS: Anyone who sends me horrible comments, I'll get your address and proceed to kick your collective arse into next week. And before I catch up with you, I'll burn your families, in a large saucepan. And then eat them up and puke them over your face. Which you will then have to eat. With only a knife and your arms tied. OKAY?
FIRST THINGS FIRST, then. This link will take you to a page all aobut me. If you really want to know, that is... You'd make me feel better if you went and had a looksie!
(cool links by me in other words)
Listen here, alright? I won't take no shit from anyone on this: ROCK MUSIC IS COOL. Yes it is.Click here for a bunch of links to cool cool bands sites, including the Best Band In The Entire World Ever?, FEEDER (and they're Welsh!!)
SHUT UP, OKAY?! Video games, thanks to Sony mainly, are becoming (finally) socially acceptable, therefore not the realm of geeks and sad wankers without girlfriends. Click here to have a look at my games page, and discover maybe a world of info you didn't know existed!!! (maybe)
Now some people like to stereotype manga into one category - Jap cartoon porn. To them I say: SOD OFF TOSSPIECE(s). Manga is cool and easily the best form of cartooning there is. I don't know if cartooning is a word, I just made it up. Anyway, click click click (can you guess where?) to get a list of cool manga sites, and maybe some of my artwork. (as soon as I get a scanner anyway)
NOW LOOK AT THIS: Bruce Lee was the hardest man EVER. No contest. He well and truly abso-sodding-lutley rules the Earth still with his small, but incredibly quick body. Yes. Click if you don't believe me. Hard Bloke.
No not the TV series, so I'm sorry if your search engine found this page. An ickle page dedicated to my friends, where you, yes you, an ordinary member of the 'net public, can see if you have what it takes to be my friend. Be careful though, these friends are prone to jealousy and have killed people for threatening our friendship before. Heeheeheeheeheeheehahahahaha! Be afraid. Very afraid!
It just remains for me to say "thanx a lot" for looking if you did. And "nob off, wank face" if you didn't. I hope you liked this and if you have anything to say, use the comment box below. Please try and only say pointful things. I'll only get angry otherwise. Oh yeah, mail me if you like... but remember what I said about my friends.
You can get hold
of me at this address:
[email protected]
SAFE! SAFE! (don't ask if you don't get it)
